Friday, April 30, 2010

Teething And Rash On Legs

Lunch

later a waiter comes up to me.
I'm alone, I make him.
Please take a seat here as well, or even beyond, I am him.
the middle of the room there's a guy at the table reading the newspaper, television is two feet, tuned to Studio Sport, it comes to football. At the bottom there is a table with some people I choose a table in the corner, over there, and I sit in front of the window to look at the road and the sea a few meters ahead.
Another waiter hands me the menu: To remove the back order now a bottle of mineral water, not soda. He leads me away and then the water laying on the table with bad grace, will do the same with the dishes, as if he had decided that I am a die of hunger than those who do not leave a tip (perhaps because I have the jacket but I do not wear a tie).
leaves me ten minutes alone to study the menu, but as I have already decided: I take an appetizer of sea and a portion of couscous (kusku fact, as written here).
the wait.
At the next table is a succession of "lawyer here," attorney there, "" the last time we had a board of directors in Milan "and various chatter. They talk about football, the usual cliches about Italian teams, then a couple that some know where he is a silent type but she is holding a conversation alone for six hours straight. They are very different, "says one, but maybe that's why you are married, says the only woman on the table, a lawyer, he too, Roman, Roma fans, such as that which is next door, but go to the stadium only because he likes the environment. Common places to fill, for a change. Good
these shrimp, as red, says one, you do not have them mica so, replied the other, I remember, involved the third, the lawyer, who was studying in Milan when I was a fellow student who every week we send by air was a box of fresh fish directly to Linate, and invited us and the professors to dinner sometimes, nowadays it is impossible to think you can safely send a box of fresh fish in Milan, by the way, says the first, long ago I ate at Milan, I asked where it came from the fish, they told me it comes from here, and certainly, she says, now there is also this trend of raw fish, sushi, good wine this says another at some point, yes, the winery is such and such, but is in Rome?, last time I tried but I could not find it, you can only buy in a certain place, I I mean, are first-level sommelier, damn, imagine, does not mean anything, the first level is the initial one, but when one says it seems to ... who knows what, laughter of the whole table while the waiters serve the spaghetti with sea urchins, once, forty years ago, you could fill in half an hour a box, here a few meters from the shore, these are good, usually come from China, Vietnam, I must confess one thing, says the woman lawyer, long ago I bought a jar of sea urchins to make pasta, I am now regretted, however, more laughter, chatter about the state of law enforcement, the lack of funds to afford the diesel to advance patrol, who can not go beyond twelve miles, I told my friend the Master, not have the money, indeed, know what happened last time?, there was this tank full of diesel seized from a man who had supplied from a platform at sea, they do so often do not pay ' excise taxes, it's all profit, then there was this tank to the port and that fuel was used for means of the Harbour, meanwhile, comes the fish, in a huge pot, it will be one meter long, surrounded by potatoes and tomatoes, the waiters begin to divide, one of the table focuses on the fish's head, this is a delicacy for connoisseurs, says one of the guests, the part of the jaws of the fish is appreciated by those who truly know the fish, Judgement type.
Meanwhile, I had eaten, pass on the way the bike again, not yet a fierce heat, I drink the last sip of water, getting up to go to pay: twenty-six euro, not so expensive, the way I ate.

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Stop Leaking Water Bottles For Chinchillas

Secession




The Northern League will put his mind at rest, despite their expectations for secession is already act, but on the wrong side of the country when people takes to the streets to scream just a gangster arrested "Man of Peace", there is something purulent who threatens to rot the rest of the apples in the basket.
With good peace of Northern League, in Calabria people have already decided which side to choose between state and Anti-State: chose the strongest.
Now there will be some intellectual or policy of my boots that will minimize the crime by saying that the Calabrian are honest and laborious so laborious that help blacks to find work in the citrus groves of the plain of Gioia Tauro.

Monday, April 26, 2010

Lose Inches With Cermic Wrap

A dirty job / 2

General Afanasjevic had delicate hands, small head and triangular, large and square shoulders, and a uniform gray packed decorations and medals and insignia and obscure abbreviations known only to those of the general staff that turned around and took orders from him.
I waved white chair to sit on the desk before him, then began to speak, having had a quick look at the internal report, hot off the press, which had given him under the nose:
"So she Does this mean that what seems like an illness was actually caused? "
If there was a merit in this man was coming straight to the point: intelligence refined, perspicacious mind sharp, never dull in thought.
"Yes, sir. The environmental toxicology report is clear." As a member of civil
was not necessary for addressing me with too much deference to the military, but I could not help but be awed by this man.
"And do you think you suggest?". This
then! I suggest something to the great general Afanasjevic, Chief of Staff of Gonorra!
"We should summon its ambassador and ask for an explanation."
A light in his dark eyes seemed to light up, while a smile appeared on his face.
"I've done."
"Well, sir, and what did he say?".
"Not much, except beg for mercy."
"Pity? Why? What happened to him? "
" This land has a very low pain sensitivity
...". He opened a desk drawer and pulled out the severed head of the ambassador of the Earth.
"I suppose that the Earth is not the take very well. "
I thought we had that crazy again stuck in a war to satisfy his sadistic militarist. And I was happy.

Models And Genital Tattoos

The horny Justice



course, if the courts must also decide on these things, you want to invoke the process soon ... in any case everyone is free to burp as much as he wants and if he does inside the property which he owns and is working (with the tiller?).
But paradoxically, as the judges, defenders of rudeness , the neighbor is not free to express their views on the matter, if you feel a bit 'disturbing than violent noise post prandial.
moral problem: where the freedom of one begins and ends where the freedom of another?


Sunday, April 25, 2010

Lungs Cancer Chracter

Heart of Gold Award 2010



The Golden Heart Award for 2010 goes to this nice gentleman who took too literally his mission of nurses: that is to alleviate the suffering of the people they came into contact.
Perhaps exaggerating a tad bit ... but in the end we were lucky: it could even get to go to some site of Islamic terrorists.
O jump into politics.

Saturday, April 24, 2010

Stars And Genital Tattoos

a dirty job



The Ambassador of the planet Gonorra sat in the twilight of his office to observe a robot that darned socks with holes. The metal fingers, covered with a layer of soft leatherette, moved swiftly to repair any minor damage caused the pointed nails of the feet of the old Ambassador nearing retirement. On his planet did not exist beings so advanced At most, the robots of his world could do for ourselves the guardians, and even there they showed some flaw.
One question though tormented him, and long struggled to himself to keep from speaking to a being who nevertheless feel a little smarter than his wristwatch.
finally succumbed:
"Robot, Tell me: do you like your job? "
"It 's a job, sir. They are not programmed to say if I like it or not, are scheduled to run."
"Do not you get bored even a bit '? ".
" I do not know what it means to be bored while working on this sock, my mental circuits pseudo bring order in my memory banks, defragmenting disks, optimize work routines
...".
"I understand: you consider yourself more a human being."
"I did not say that."
"But that's what you want me to understand: We humans do the weirdest things to combat boredom, and you Instead I say you do not even know what it is, this state of mind. "
" Yes, sir. We do not have moods.
"So his life for you, even the existence, is nothing but a series of activities without meaningless, since you do not cause nor suffering, joy or participation, nor hate. "
" I would not say so: rather, their meaning is to make the bosses happy human like you, and it meets our expectations ".
The ambassador seemed impressed by this answer: and stood for a long time, motionless in his chair heated, to taste the sweet echo in his mind, envying that prosperous world that had been delegated to lower creatures, but happy, the tasks most humble and mundane.
So did not realize all of the second robot that quietly approaching behind him brandishing a hypodermic syringe filled with curare.

Nausea After Touching Throat

play Saturday / 28


synthetic judgments


classroom pluricomprensivo state institution "Gianberlenio Sturadossi", the scientist who invented the cure for the disease.
maps on the walls of Italy, southern Europe, Central Europe, Northern Europe, Europe as a whole, the world as a whole of nature in its complexity.
There are three rows of benches and all row has twenty beds. Each bank has two chairs and each chair has four legs, each leg has its own particular smell.
Resting in the chair, his back to the blackboard, a professor of food science waits patiently to talk with their parents is the day of receipt.
wearing a long purple velvet skirt, brown boots, a dark green sweater and slowly shaking his long hairy tail that comes out sideways while casually browse the class roster on which he recorded the judgments on his students.
Join a Mom furious blonde, blond, overly blonde in latex suit and sunglasses Sorce & Banana: Louis has a stock of Button, shoes and a striking bright terracotta false. This follows a pretty little girl who goes to an invisible dog leash.
Mama shake a protocol sheet format under the nose of the teacher, an old task in class, chock full of blue and red signs.

M - My daughter does not deserve the four!
P - But that is not a vote, ma'am.
M - This sign what, then?
P - nail of thumb: do collection.
M - So what is the vote?
P - I do not know, I'm not good at judging others.
M - Yeah, you can see from the queue ...
P - What would you suggest?
M - That the tail no longer used!
P - I do not care of fashion!
M - I, too, but my daughter's dog is fixed!

The invisible dog barking, barking, barking, then pounced on the tail of the teacher and bites a piece off to forty centimeters long. The teacher screams in pain, then collapses on the floor in a pool of blood. The child watches the scene met.

B - Greetings from your friend Rabbit: You know, now has become a close friend of my mother ...

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Moms Anal Adventure On Demand

decent politicians leccaculo



Excerpt from an email sent to all participants in the National Leadership in the PDL program April 22: "... for which you need for all those who intervene from the stage to underline the unquestionable merits of the government in the person of its President, the vast Lord Silvio Berlusconi, bud flower of the nation and homeland, and to mock the positions at odds with the only substantial Thought (PUS). Please note that fail to comply with these provisions will no longer be re-nominated in future elections ... "

Today I decide to hurt me: since it is a long way from Modica to Lentini, and then from Catania to Palermo, I tune in on Radio Radical, which broadcasts the live of the National the PDL, the ruling party which heads the 73enne Silvio Yong Il.
's all a series of "President of here", "Chairman of there," "Thank you President," and bla bla bla different., mixed salaams to licking and worthy of an African nation. Are continuing at about the various members of government, which more or less implicit and more or less directly, the wand Fini traitor, guilty of some issues discussed in public, private, and degrades the action of government, committed to ferry us to the magnificent achievements .
Far be it from me to make judgments about Fini, who could see what stuff was done before Berlusconi, in a water bath AN PDL, but I can not remain silent on blennies comments of the participants: one for all, that of Moratti, who has not got better things to say that Berlusconi is great because it's cute.
But as the senator's silence Gasparri, one that had it not been in politics at this time working as a night watchman in a road construction site, or the Minister Alfano, that if it were not for his meeting with Silvio nowadays would Secretary of the few legal practices bankruptcy Village Moses?
One day we are ashamed of it all ...

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Blog Relationship Counter

Scraps leadership



Nuggets of wisdom for the low hand, this evening, my dear 35 readers, straight from the next president of the Board (currently being tested to ten thousand Euros per month for the next five years ...).
The little son is 22, but maybe there's a second one too: it is really a record for us indifferent southern cock and it takes a lot of courage to call her philosophy: more than anything I would call the vision of the world, not to offend the philosophers still alive (I wonder what he thinks Mr. Venetians).
But at least be acknowledged in young misfit son to have a clear idea, and papal papal say what goes on in his head (in addition to several grams of sawdust in zero gravity that envelop the brain convolutions).
Then from the top of my ignorance I may briefly suggest various activities to try, as the son of an illustrious political foreclosures has only to two things:
1 - coprophilia,
2 - necrophilia;
3 - bestiality;
4 - bungee jumping without elastic;
5 - shouting "Siciliani M. by" in a crowded square in Palermo;
6 - sniffing petrol (not a drug, is a derivative of petroleum);
7 - the trans (theoretically not culattoni, are men who appear to be women);
8 - the bread and fritters;
9 - driving without headlights in the night;
10 - connecting the mouth to the brain before speaking.




Clean Car Cd Player Laser Lens

If you can not be

If you can not be. Stop.
seems to believe when I say it. But this is not

think that when I find in front of your lips.

Sunday, April 18, 2010

Board Game All Presidents

Force Eyjafjallajökull



The Editorial Board of this blog states its proximity to the volcano Eyjafjallajökull unfairly hit by criticism petty and capricious and the object of violent attacks by newspapers and journals in the service of powerful transnational economic organizations that control the world traffic, and poison the planet, and hopefully within a platform negotiations aimed at strengthening the relations of brotherhood and friendship between the people of Iceland and the Sicilian people, its more rapid action magma in order to hasten the end of mankind.
For those who do not know, or do not remember, a few weeks ago Icelanders voted no to the referendum on the possibility of shifting the population of the island's enormous debt of € 3.9 billion claimed by three hundred thousand British and creditors affected by crack Dutch bank Icesave, which would mean, for each of them, the burden of debt of twelve thousand euro of their own pockets to pay off the bankruptcy of a private bank.

When Do Ohio Bucks Drop There Antlers

Spring, meanwhile, arrive late Saturday

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Breastfeeding Chewing Nipple

theatrical / 27


ENERGY SAVING

Click clack.
Late afternoon in an apartment on the first floor, a bare little room in the middle of the corridor, just before the kitchen and in front of the closet: a simple dark wooden door, a blackened brass handle by time, cobwebs in the corners, low floor, five euro per square meter, scratched and marked by countless movements of beds, tables, cabinets, beds for dogs, rifles.
Click clack.
right a window open, the door broken, overlooking the garden, of which you can see the branches of some tall trees on the left wall, once white, now yellowed by time and exposure to sunlight, numerous cracks running through it from below, a light switch with three buttons.
Click clack.
From the ceiling hangs a 13-watt bulb, hanging by a thread blue: the air entering from outside it seems that the rock face gently as a lullaby to drink Pasquerotti.
Click clack.

M - I tired of your attitude.
S - What's wrong?
M - that do not look down upon.
S - Sorry, but this is your problem.
M - Once we were a happy couple.
S - We are still a couple, but with different interests.
M - All you do is rock the bulb.
S - So what?
M - if I were your daughter!
S - Yeah! The daughter that you did not want to give!
M - I thought it was what you wanted you too.
S - Have you taken advantage of my naivety!
M - You're so cruel ...
S - console with your damn switch!


The room was quiet: from the common garden come screaming children, barking dogs, silicone implants that burst.
The sun goes down.
Click, clack.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Normal Temperature For A Baby Hear

The sestina winning



will also be the sixth in the world, but in Italy is undoubtedly the first.
Silvio belongs to old school, to those who believe that things do not exist until it is spoken: so, if you do not speak, one thing does not exist.
Deep down Silvio has always been a follower of George Berkeley, who claimed that the objects that we believe there are actually abstractions unjustified and there are no physical objects, but only collections of ideas that give us a false sense of materiality and overall survival.
But for decency and modesty Silvio ashamed to admit to being a radical nominalist: Bossi could not understand, let alone Calderoli.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Home Remedies For Removing Peach Fuzz



Tuu-Tuu
you're not there-you do not answer calls you do not
Tuu-
Free Message
you tried
not yet reached