Sunday, May 23, 2010

Properly Put Adult Diaper

Gentlemen, it closes. Screw



awaits you, if you will on Man insoluble.

Thursday, May 20, 2010

Prices Of La Boxing Membership?

artificial



Fantastic, is news that many have been waiting for!
Now open up new perspectives especially for some well-known politicians and show business, which eventually will know what to put in their filled pumpkins sawdust: it seems that the artificial cells are particularly delicious.

Monday, May 17, 2010

What Does Mucus Taste Like

extreme practices



Fantastic!
They do have cows and bulls, why should not we do well we? ;
It seems to me a good and valid reason. Then, in another ten or fifteen years will tell us that there will be no need to make love for fun, because they invented the Coca Cola orgasmatica ... at which point we will have a lot of free time to prepare the eggplant sotto'olio or apricot jam.

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Music Shaped Candle Singapore

Wedding robotic


The news of those who leave their mark: a humanoid robot, I-Fairy, produced by Kokoro, c elebra the marriage of a couple of nice Japanese friends. ;
The company announced that it has already developed a humanoid robot-tospapane that will be the godfather at the baptism son of the newlyweds, and named Tomohiro Sakota.
I do not know that this ceremony has legal value, but the upside is that the crisis of vocations is no longer a problem, and parents all over the world can leave their children without fear robotic oratory that are small harassed.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Watch Xpress Train 1 Online

play Saturday / 31



A deep crack in the ceiling of an apartment (top floor) in restructuring (with funds paid by a manufacturer that is part of a round of political and suckers licorice).
The cracks in the Fuzzy is so wide that you can see the red brick floor: large white pieces of rubble are scattered on the ground, including bags of cement and drills and picks, nesting pairs of gloves.
a raging storm, the rain beat thickly on flat roof, the wind whistles, a few car alarm sounds including thunder and the next.
A First Drop timidly starts to form on the ceiling, ready to fall on the floor, or from where, who knows.
PG - I knew it ended that way ...

The first drop on the ground ends. Now reform is a second drop.
SG - It's up to me already?

The second drop ends on the ground. Now reform is a third drop.
TG - Wow, how it rains!

The third drop ends on the ground. Now reform is a Fourth Drop.
HQ - Oh well, better than ending up in the middle of a road.

The fourth ends drop to the ground. Now reform is a QuintaSesta Drop.
QSG - We must stand together, no matter what!

quintasesta The ends drop to the ground. Now reform is a Seventh Drop.
SG - who assures me that there really is something, then?

The seventh ends drop to the ground. Now reform is an Octave Drop.
OG - I lost my ipod!

The eighth drop ends on the ground. Now Nona is a reform Drop.
NG - What was the recipe for pasta with sardines ...?

The ninth ends drop to the ground. Now reform is a Tenth Drop.
DG - I hope it has not even asked his mother ...

On the floor there is a small pool of water. Rodents semi trained to virtue oblivion laugh softly circulating telling dirty jokes.
PPA - Have you heard that the hair shirt and parmesan cheese? Then, there is a Chinese ...

Carefree Pads And Rash

chickens and mirrors scam mirror


Well, I must confess that I feared that the good Sandro take us around (by the way, when you begin to type your name directly into the entry box for comments, instead of leaving the field to appear "anonymous "?), but thanks to the Internet I found Villa Verde, Italy Bar (B) and poultry shops of Tomassini (A).
Now Sandra, let us vaguely intrusive a question of your privacy: the machine that you had at the time?
I think it was an Italian car.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Airlock In Underfloor Pipe





If you happen to move away from Rinaldo Montuoro, Palermo, watch two young olive-skinned. This pair of swindlers (I say "sons of dogs" but my dog \u200b\u200bmight be offended) are parked on the right side of the road, on an old license plate white Fiat Punto AJ 892 SF and from time to time what the two is the driver's seat, leaned out the window and violently struck the right side mirror of a car in transit. The why is easily explained: the two throw themselves in pursuit of the victim, and stop using the excuse that that's just broken their specchiettro Left rear view. Usually the guy for not having trouble with his insurance, he prefers to release had twenty or thirty € and go away without wasting time.
I witnessed just yesterday morning, after parking in a couple of these scenes (tracking and protest against the incident of an old man, of course), and went on foot close enough to notice that they are very young, probably foreign, Eastern accent, and that the left mirror of their car is undeniably flawed, "regardless."
As a good citizen I called 113 twice, I stopped a patrol car passing by and I was called by the commissioner of the area.
I would love that someone broke the mirror over his face as well.

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Symptoms Of Pulmonary Aspiration

Padellaro Labor and the London School of Economics: Emergency

"The Purple People, Grillo and Di Pietro in Italy have shown strong opposition elements"

Tena Prelec


focal point of the meeting Yesterday at the London School of Economics was the situation of press freedom in Italy. With effect from the two founders of distinguished speakers Made Daily, Marco Travaglio and Antonio Padellaro. Fresh news of the day: The information in Italy, already downgraded last year by Freedom House the status of 'partly free', is now at No. 74. Italy, next to last in Europe, is made worse by established democracies such as Ghana, Guyana and Kiribati, and has been surpassed this year also from the island of Tonga (which last year held the position tied). It is a 'passing in reverse ", as defined by Travaglio:" I do not know what is happening on the island of Tonga, but I know what happens in Italy, and no wonder. "

The moderator, Professor. Marco Simoni of the LSE, but has highlighted important victories for press freedom occurred recently: most recently, the scandal of the 'mezzanine' overlooking the Colosseum which caused the resignation of the Minister Scajola (because - according to what he says the 'question - "A minister can not live a house suspected of being paid for by others "). The nodes, in short, come home to roost. It 's true, then, that freedom of expression is so bad in our country?

Padellaro Labor and carry with them the important experience of their newspaper and a nice breath of fresh air. The Done is a daily political independent from the funding, with advertising limited to a minimum (this is particularly important that the dependence on advertising, which the Freedom House highlighted for the Italian case), by 'craft' to curb expenses, which is not afraid to publish anything that does not depend on anyone or anything. In short, a picture of Escher made paper, which in seven months, instead of closing its doors as reason would, almost ten-fold sales forecasts of their own founders.

Why did this happen? "In Italy the public thirsting for information, will respond. "When one speaks of the news network's flagship news Rai such as jellyfish cubical, toilet and running dogs of soap in Val Brembana Autocare is easy to propose something different. "

The problem is, however, that 65% of Italians still draws solely on this information. Internet is not enough: "In Italy it is still linked to a type of traditional information, the press still plays an important role," they say.

"In Done not often win by TKO, but for abandonment of the adversary: \u200b\u200bthere are many colleagues who sent us their pieces because they do not want to publish their papers, "says Labor.

There is also talk of change.

The opposition is definitely guilty of not having fought in the last 15 years the power of Berlusconi, seeking a balance of power that is clearly more comfortable with someone. "Among the few to be represented in Italy are strong elements of opposition People can quote the Viola, Grillo and Di Pietro, "said Padellaro, having to point out that the fact no discounts to anyone and has not hesitated to criticize harshly Di Pietro De Luca for the case in Campania.

Nevertheless, in Italy "something is happening, you realize," says Labor. "You are repeating a time vacuum of power as that of 1992-93, as we know has been filled. E ', however, a very important moment for both journalists and citizens, who are awakening and are starting to act "- Travaglio says, referring to the purple scarf that stand out classroom.

"Acting like?" People ask the guys from the Viola after the London conference. "There is opportunity to join forces and work together for a change?"

"It 's good that I actually like grillini and the Purple People remain divided," he says Travaglio, "express different instances, distinguished by Grillo nell'apartitismo linked to the ideas and the people marooned in heterogeneous movement of persons linked with the political left. "

A question remains open for all: how to ensure that these items will lead to a true renewal of the political class, and a further decline as that of 1994? E 'desirable to isolate the parties, as Grillo says, or would be entirely revolutionizing?

The best gift that the two journalists led the audience in London is an invaluable awareness-independent information, in Italy, you can.

Noi speriamo che informare, e reagire, basti.

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While I still toy with the form, fortunately there are those who point to the substance

While I still toy with the shape
fortunately there are those who point to the substance


A word I know you're still reading?
Words, words, words
What is the question, sir? Listen

another word
Question? Please

Words, words, words
Between who? I mean the argument


swear words, words, words
words, just words

What are all the words
know if we always choose the most wrong?

Sunday, May 9, 2010

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The Joys of the theater building


The liquid stuff is allowed?

Saturday, May 8, 2010

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Saturday / 30



IN BLUE, painted blue

In the depths of a river in the country, including algae dancing driven by the current into the cool of a late summer afternoon while plastic bottles and used condoms floating on the water, and are happy and thoughtful to meet their fate.
A little love is curved and glittering haul waste between those silent, gliding mysterious and threatening as an old samurai used in determining its strength and fight the dark and powerful enemies. A V herms blackish, juicy bait is skewered, but do not seem to care, it is intended to speak to the phone with his analyst.
A P out G act approaches curious and hungry, his mouth open as if about to ask is to add another flavor to his bowl of ice cream but does not know which one to choose between stracciatella and zuppa inglese.

V - I salute you, I have people ... hello, see you later!
P - Excuse me, sir, what time is it?
V - It 's time for dinner, nice!
P - That's why I am so hungry; sir!
V - you should not quite a worm?
P - I do not eat things that crawl.
V - mistake me for a snail?
P - I did not want to offend you, sir ...
V - I am a worm swimmer, right??
P - Not to be easy with a rod stuck up my ass!
V - I did not know where to put the ballast for spearfishing.
P - Glad you, I like chicken.

catfish goes away, whistling Beatles' Yellow Submarine. The Worm watching him in disgust.

V - What a jerk, chicken is full of estrogen, her tits are like my cousin Francine ...

Monday, May 3, 2010

Steam Heat Radiator Adjust Temperature

Mahmoud instead of George



we reduced to this: to defend the honor of the Italian president of Iran!
That good old goat Mahmoud once again comes out with one of his amazing ideas, and revolutionary that in sixty years old caryatids never having held or holding the role of president of the republic has decided to expose it in public and go down in history: imagine if the old George would never say such a thing and go against his truck drivers! Better to speak of liberation, anti-fascism, jobs, chat and assorted flag.
Credit is due to the Italian delegation, however, act to have been shown a servility so reactive with few precedents among the peoples of so-called off: you prefer to keep a few dozen nuclear warheads on its territory while the Americans to please their friends, who pay his salary.
How not to understand?

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Vids Of How To Masterrbate

play Saturday / 29 - Sunday edition



LESSONS BOLUS

The parking lot of a supermarket. Sitting on a high voltage cable, suspended between two poles, a Pe ttirosso whistles a delightful summer pattern. At the end of each verse, moving two feet to his right and scagazza on parked cars.
is approaching a gliding Pa sserotto, and lands a few inches.

PA - Hey, how are you?
PE - Well, the usual tweet, tweet ...
PA - In this heat I do not want to do anything ...
PE - Who would you say it!
PA - ... and the usual eating worms!
PE - Have you ever tried the flies?
PA - Sometimes, but ...
PE - Do not you like?
PA - No, not that.
PE - So what?
PA - If you eat it dry, then I am not of the body.
PE - Yeah, I understand how!
PA - I'm going, I expect the Statue ...


Fly away.
The robin is silent, then pulls out from under a wing and a copy of the Week Enigmistica scagazzare starts.
whistle happy.

How To A Unlock Trackfone

The bank is not



I get this email:

Hello,
us to inform you that we have changed the security management service in the provisions of securities and payment transfer, please confirmation of the operation to have an immediate currency for your customers and your account management.
until 31/12/2010 We will be recognized for 2.5% of net interest.
Dear robbers bank accounts others, as well as being ignorant fools because they do not even know a shit about translating emails from Russian or Chinese to Italian to make it just a little 'to read, you are also the perfect fools because in Italy there are no banks that offer its customers 2.5% net interest.
So if you want the next time I fall on the fly in your scam and tell you my credentials, studied a bit 'better the Italian banking market.